did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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