Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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