goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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