Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
