weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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