we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Randomize
