My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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