On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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