I would go down on you faster than GM stock
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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