guys are not supposed to queef...right?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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