Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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