Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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