6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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