your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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