sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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