that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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