Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Someone came in the potted fern
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Randomize
