Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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