It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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