So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Why are your pants in the freezer?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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