what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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