Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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