Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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