if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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