remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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