I'd wear matching sweaters with you
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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