Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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