): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
