your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I just want nice things and good sex
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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