when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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