i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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