I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
