I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Come on in and take your pants off
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