you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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