Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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