This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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