when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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