we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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