i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I currently don't understand fingers.
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