No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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