Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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