Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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