from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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