Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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