porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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