So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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