So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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