i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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