Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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