Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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