I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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