At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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