her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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