i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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