What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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