Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
The air was thick with penises
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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