Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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